Subject: Gross, but funny (fwd) The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar. The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead. The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is... The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart. The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up. The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it. The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...? The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT! 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